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An ounce of doing is worth a pound of talk
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He's so tall he could stand flat footed and shit in a dump truck.

He is so dumb he could not find his own ass with both hands, a guide, and a map.

That car has the clearance of a piss ant.

Does not have the brains that God gave a goose.

Mountain Dew it, monkey screw it.
 

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An ounce of doing is worth a pound of talk
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Here is one that come out of dad's mouth today: I would not take 14 of those even if I had room, up my butt that is.
 
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