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"Hold my beer and watch this!"
"I may have been born at night,,, but not last night."
"You workin today!?" (Said to anyone who appears to be slacking on the job)
"Mornin' Sunshine!!" (Said to the last guy to show up for work, the one who looks like he just got out of bed)

 

[JD3430]

Couple more:

"Cummings" instead of "Cummins" (Diesel engine)

" nK" instead of "OK".
Q: "Want to go down to Louie's bar for a beer?"
A: "nnK"
And one of my my all time favorites, used only in South Philly and a County next to it called Delco where they say "keller" instead of "color". Like someone will say to you, "that's a really pretty keller", instead of "that's a really pretty color"