[mlappin]

Not the brightest peanut in the turd

Rain came down like a horse pissing on a flat rock

A few cans short of a six pack

Plant in the dust, your bins will bust (absolutely no dust to plant in this year)

Flakier than a leper colony

 

[mlappin]

So tight when they fart only a dog can hear it.

Plant when the lilacs bloom.

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.